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Day 397 - June 24th - Land of Two Wheels

I find it absolutely incredible how various people and cultures define what is right and what is wrong and the fervor in which they enforce those opinions once they figure them out. For example; the Japanese were giving out bicycle parking tickets and a pair of street cops would wrap a tag on bikes parked in bad spots, too close to the street or appearing non functional. I could not read the tags but I also saw a giant truck cruising around with a big huge bike pile. Best I could tell that was the follow up crew. Can you say "bye bye poorly parked bike?" The Dutch, on the other hand, have what seems to be a similar strategy and mind set with a few small changes in the details.


Primarily, it appears the Dutch have streamlined the process by eliminating the part about tagging the bikes, got rid of the whole roaming truck thing and instead implemented the "park it anywhere you wish for as long as you want" method of bicycle pollution control. So in the following pics, though you most likely you wont even notice, but in the event you do, I apologize for the occasional stray cycle that has wandered in the shot. So please just pretend they are not there and don't miss the true focus and in depth meaning of each photo.

I call this next picture "Pink Flowers"

"Graffiti" displays the creativity of local street artists

"Ivy Vine"


"The Green Door"

"Canal with Spikey Fence Thing Off to the Side"


"The Blue Bike"

"Mommy Can I have a Bike? Shhhhh! No, not yet, you are way too short!"

"My Other Car is a Bike"

And speaking of peddling and riding, there are a few other interesting aspects of Amsterdam that test the limitations of other culture's vision of right and wrong. I of course am referring the peddling of drugs and taking the local women for hire for a quick ride, of course. What other large international traveling hub of a city offers pot, hash and magic mushrooms as an over the counter option at your local coffee shop.

"May I see a menu please?, Hmmm let's see, wow so many choices, is the Amnesia any good, Oh really! well may I have 3 grams of that please, and an ounce of mushrooms as well, do you mind if I smoke it here? And by the way, do you know where I can buy a girlfriend for an hour?"

I find it fascinating that humans select certain things to viciously attack on the grounds of all that is evil while they themselves do exactly the same thing under a differing guise. How ludicrous is the concept that drugs are really really bad and evil unless they come in a little bottle that was prescribed by some quack doctor and a huge portion of the $ ends up in the greedy corrupt hands of an international drug company while the pill popping hypocrites who sell and buy into this scam somehow sleep at night even though they are poisoning the public for profit.

**** End Angry Venting ****

When a good plan works, packaging it and applying to other similar situations is often a recipe for successful repetitions. So as you can imagine, I was not surprised to see that the Amsterdamians have applied the ingenious "park it anywhere you wish for as long as you want" strategy to the issue of boat pollution as well.

How excited was I to spot this flower, hey wait, does that look a bit like

spokes on a bike wheel? Whoa dude! As a closing thought, open doors so often spark curiosity

Dave Rat


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Sander on :

Hey Dave, I really enjoyed the Nijmegen show! Too bad for the rain but it did made a very cool effect on the light effects when sweeping the audience! Hope you had a good time in Holland!

Filip on :

Hey dude! Saw you in Indjija up there on the stage! Did you get a bottle in the head at the end of the show? :-) Too bad the Serbs acted the way they did, because it was a wonderful show in my opinion even if it was short! See you again somewhere in Europe. I've already been on two shows already so you know what they say; third luck's the charm! Peace Filip

Louve666 on : A vendredi au parc des Princes ;-)

Iva on :

Patiently waiting for the next part, to see if you hated us or if there actually is something nice to I am quite concerned about all this and a bit ashamed of what you MIGHT be thinking and even my mom urged me to write you something and also share my review with you once I'm done and compare it to yours. (and those people who caused a mess were NOT just Serbs like Filip suggested, there were many others as well, I saw someone from Israel, someone from Macedonia, someone from Hungary and a couple of others throw bottles as well, my friends and I were trying to stop them, so to assume something like that is certainly NOT OK...) Regarding The Netherlands: I adore your flower photo. Splendid macro.

Filip on :

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but the concert WAS in Serbia and the majority of the people throwing bottles WERE Serbian people! Sure there might have been some people from other country's but 90% of concert goers (and bottle throwers :-) were Serbs! And Dave; when will the next post arrive?! Cant wait! Peace!

Sue on :

wahey just saw the peppers on live earth, great stuff :D where have you been?! l that flower pic is incredible....

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